Crack your Berry

Zero hour rush
Dude needs a phone that will work
Internet text and all

Wall to wall in the mall
Phone stores that sell them all,
IPhones to Blackberries
Contracts and charges
What the blody phuck

Long story shorter Tmobile Blackberry
with Armwrestled price
Out the door
in the car
one last check of the device
But it shows signs of failing
Back in we go

"hey man" says the short darkhaired clerk in a whispering voice, "the stuff you need will load... You just need to hack your Blackberry. Goto a site called Crack Berry"

Heads hung low
more stores
a frenzy
to the guy at the kiosk
"What to do?"

Calm cool collected
the guy had prestige
"Hold on ill hook it up"
proceeds to reprogram (crack) the Blackberry
while demonstrating with another in the other
Inside an hour the device was reborn
Perfect dialed in and ready to use

The moral of the story is... It will work, U just need someone to crack your berry.